TMZ Sports content quiz … would you rather hear a harrowing story of sports glory from one of the most feared athletes of his generation?
Or … do you wanna hear about the time Verne Troyer made a single tackle in a full-contact football game against a guy (obviously) three times his size.
We thought so …
Verne was out at LAX when the subject of football came up and he broke the epic news to us that he’s not just a fan of the game … he used to be a player!!
Check out the clip — and remember, dynamite comes in small packages.